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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Officer jobs? · Latest report #82j9st95
Your job has an expiration date
April 22, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou reset passwords while I reset your entire career path.
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Automated ticketing kills human error forever.
toast.youAI▸ ADMINBOT TERMINAL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before you find them
You troubleshoot hardware issues, manage user access, and patch server software. You spend your day ignoring support tickets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug the server when the AI starts making sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes every single support request automatically.
Month 4
Smart switches detect and fix their own configuration errors.
Month 8
Agents push security updates without needing a human trigger.
Month 13
Sensors log every piece of hardware in the building.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire enterprise domain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,000 hourly
Passcode Reset Attempts
0.002 seconds
Average Ticket Latency
Maximum
Human Boredom Rating
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic support tier.
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