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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified cable untangler with a higher reboot frequency.
Professional cable-untangler and master of the power cycle
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated diagnostic empathy without the sighs.
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You shuffle between desks to plug in loose HDMI cords and reboot frozen workstations. Your existence is a series of tickets you solve by turning things off and on.
The one thing AI can't do
You can visually detect when a user is lying about not spilling coffee on the keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify which workstations require regular power cycles before they crash.
Month 3
Network-level power control units replace your physical walk-over desk support.
Month 7
An agent inspects system logs and clears errors before you even receive the ticket.
Month 12
Modular hardware systems replace fragile cables with hot-swappable internal logic boards.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server room is fully autonomous and your badge access is revoked immediately.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2 mins
Average ticket resolution
3:1
Coffee-to-work ratio
12,000
Cables wiggled annually
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic cable management store.
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