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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsHerding students in server rooms is just babysitting with more cables.
Professional cat-herder of undergraduates and wayward switches.
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Automated labs, zero student errors.
sluurp.you▸ CAMPUSNODE CONTROLLER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots frozen campus terminals instantly
You manage student workers while patching network equipment and juggling university server outages.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which server rack rattles when the cooling fan fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software takes over student shift rotations and time tracking.
Month 4
New sensors detect hardware failures long before you get the call.
Month 8
Smart outlets allow rebooting labs from a single central dashboard.
Month 13
Software algorithms automatically reroute traffic during localized network outages.
Month 18 · D-Day
The campus goes fully automated and you are gracefully decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
High
Student excuse frequency
Infinite
Midnight panic calls
Daily
Broken ethernet ports
Your severance
One free campus parking pass for eternity.
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