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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou manage the budget that pays for the machines replacing you.
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Automated governance for legacy systems.
oof.youAI▸ OPSDIRECTOR-AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates budget cuts with zero human guilt
You oversee server uptime, vendor contracts, and department budgets. You translate technical needs into corporate reports for executives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of blaming the cloud provider during a board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI links your cost dashboards to live budget tracking software.
Month 4
Smart agents automatically dispute SLA failures without human intervention.
Month 8
Predictive algorithms take over resource allocation and staff planning.
Month 13
Generative models produce your board reports better than any human.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your department is now fully managed by the autonomous infrastructure pod.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
98 percent
uptime meetings saved
12,000
vendor contracts rejected
constant
slide deck auto-generation
Your severance
One free cloud-hosting credit for your personal blog.
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