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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Operations Lead jobs? · Latest report #fdan6zhn
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSolving tickets you created by simply turning off your access.
Lead of fixing things the developers broke at 4pm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Reboots faster than you can blink.
stretchy.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes your slack notifications automatically
You triage hardware tickets and manage project timelines. You babysit servers and tell users to reboot.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a server room is dying just by the hum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins auto-closing every ticket marked 'slow internet'.
Month 5
Self-healing scripts update all network firmware without human oversight.
Month 9
A planning agent takes over your Jira board and daily standups.
Month 14
Robotic lockers deploy new laptops to employees without your intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server room manages itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
4,000
User password resets per day
0 liters
Coffee consumed while debugging
Your severance
One legacy server rack and a broken mouse.
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