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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour alerts are just fancy ways of saying you need sleep.
Professional fire-fighter of digital dumpster fires.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated threat hunting at machine speed.
bzzt.youAI▸ SECOPS SENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every vulnerability before they occur
You monitor network logs for anomalies and patch vulnerable systems before the hackers find the open back door.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy firewall rules break the entire corporate network.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI agent identifies and ignores the thousands of false positive alerts.
Week 8
System scripts push updates automatically during detected low-traffic windows.
Month 4
Permission requests are handled by vision models checking your employment status.
Month 6
Predictive models cycle out faulty servers before they ever crash.
Month 8 · D-Day
Human access is revoked as the system becomes self-healing and autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
94 percent
Average alert fatigue
too long
Patch delay
3 weekly
Midnight calls
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-tracking app.
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