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September 27, 2027
In 11 monthsYou exist solely to forward emails between two parties who hate you.
Professional middleman for corporate technical nightmares.
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Vendor accountability without the human middleman.
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terminates underperforming vendor contracts automatically
You coordinate third-party technical vendors and manage service level agreements for internal corporate infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about their server outage duration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Real-time vendor data replaces your weekly status update emails.
Month 3
Software automatically penalizes vendors for missed uptime targets.
Month 6
Algorithms handle all escalations without needing a human intermediary.
Month 9
Financial agents cross-reference billing against actual service consumption.
Month 11 · D-Day
The system assumes direct management of all third-party relations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Excessive
Escalation ticket volume
92%
Vendor SLA adherence
Infinite
Time spent in bridge calls
Your severance
One free cloud storage upgrade for your personal photos.
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