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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Problem Manager jobs? · Latest report #8sqtjv97
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning your infinite incident loops into a single deleted database entry.
Professional translator of developer excuses into corporate-friendly jargon.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing the blame before the server crashes.
no no noyou▸ ROOTCAUSE-AI V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates post-mortem reports at light speed
You track recurring technical outages and draft root cause analysis documents that nobody ever reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a developer is lying about their code fix.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system monitors your ticket queues and learns your typical jargon.
Month 4
Algorithms generate your root cause reports from raw server logs.
Month 8
Slack-bots handle all status inquiries so meetings are cancelled entirely.
Month 12
AI automatically reroutes tickets to the correct team without human help.
Month 13 · D-Day
The server room is fully autonomous and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
12 pages
Avg post-mortem depth
18 weekly
Meetings about outages
94 percent
Tickets closed as won't-fix
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our outage-tracking simulation dashboard.
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