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January 11, 2029
In 2 years, 2 monthsYou are teaching students to solve problems that AI fixes instantly.
Tenured pedant (currently debugging students' inability to use Google).
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You deliver outdated lectures on syntax and grade projects that a script could mark in three milliseconds flat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific memory leak happened in a complex heap dump.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your boring slides become searchable, interactive, and actually useful modules.
Month 6
Students submit code to a bot that finds bugs before you wake.
Month 13
An AI tutor handles student questions about why their code failed.
Month 19
Final projects are evaluated by objective logic verification software, not you.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The department replaces physical lectures with a subscription to our knowledge-stream.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
89%
Students sleeping
4 Liters
Coffee consumed
100%
Legacy syntax taught
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