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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou rack servers, but the cloud rack will soon rack you.
High-vis vest owner, master of the patch panel.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the closet until it stays closed.
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reconfigures core network topology while you sleep
You manage hardware installs, cabling, and office network migrations. You bridge the gap between messy closets and digital uptime.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically untangle a cable mess that was clearly installed by a deranged spider.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan your messy racks and build a perfect digital twin.
Month 5
Robot-controlled patch panels switch connections without your clumsy human hands.
Month 13
Software-defined power units reboot devices before you even know they failed.
Year 2.1
Your physical migrations are deleted as the office moves to pure virtuality.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked and the server room is locked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
too long
Average cable management time
99.999
Uptime percentage
liters
Coffee consumed before site launch
Your severance
A box of used Velcro ties and best wishes.
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