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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsEnjoy your final months of plugging in cables before the robots do.
Master of the cable management and driver installation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Plug it in, walk away, never return.
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images forty machines in parallel
You unbox, image, and label hardware for new employees. You spend your day staring at progress bars.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically wrestle a printer into submission when it jams in the office corner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Network boot solutions replace your manual drive-swapping ritual.
Month 6
Inventory spreadsheets sync automatically to our cloud dashboard.
Month 12
Mechanical arms start loading units onto the imaging shelf.
Month 18
Gripper arms handle the cardboard removal without human help.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The warehouse is fully automated and you are no longer invited.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 minutes
Average unboxing time
12 daily
User password resets
8 weekly
Hours spent chasing dongles
Your severance
One free USB stick and a firm pat.
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