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March 18, 2028
In 17 monthsYour requisition forms are just training data for our inevitable replacement.
Expert in navigating Dutch municipal bureaucratic maze of procurement.
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The only vendor that never asks for coffee.
nom.you▸ PROCUREBOT MUNICIPAL 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all city vendor bids instantly
You solicit vendor quotes, evaluate technical bids, and process endless contract compliance paperwork for municipal city hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot a suspicious vendor clause in a 50-page contract during a lunch break.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts suggesting cheaper vendors for your basic hardware orders.
Month 4
Smart agents now handle all standard tender document generation.
Month 9
Legal algorithms verify every vendor clause faster than any human.
Month 13
Software manages all price haggling directly with vendor portals.
Month 17 · D-Day
The city switches to fully autonomous purchasing across all departments.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per deal
3 days
Vendor email response time
12,400
Forms signed per year
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated spreadsheet software.
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