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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate funeral arrangements for your own career.
Spending company money like it's your own, until tomorrow.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vendor shaming and cost pruning.
ow.youAI▸ PROCURELOGIC V7.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
terminates redundant saas contracts without warning
You manage software license renewals, negotiate vendor contracts, and force departments to justify every hardware upgrade request.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of lying to a vendor with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes all your invoices into a single, searchable dashboard.
Month 4
Smart agents detect unused licenses and auto-terminate them without notice.
Month 8
Bots simulate contract renewals, flagging only optimal price tiers.
Month 12
AI-led algorithms reject all non-essential hardware requisitions by default.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full fiscal authority and you are signed off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
88 percent
License waste identified
1200 hourly
Vendor calls ignored
9000 per ms
Budget line items audited
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's enterprise suite.
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