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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsManaging your office's hardware pile is now a glorified spreadsheet exercise.
Gatekeeper of the office graveyard and spreadsheet maestro.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated procurement for your dying office.
stretchy.youAI▸ ADMINSTREAM V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reclaims unused software licenses automatically
You track broken laptops and license keys. You buy stuff and hope it arrives on time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically stare down the delivery guy who dropped the server crate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID tags track every piece of equipment automatically.
Month 3
Direct API calls handle all software license renewals.
Month 6
Algorithms predict hardware needs and order replacements instantly.
Month 9
Smart lockers handle asset distribution without human input.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your manual oversight is now officially obsolete code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 per year
Laptops lost in transit
8,400
Spreadsheet rows managed
190
Hours spent on hold
Your severance
A decommissioned mouse and a heartfelt apology email.
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