Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Risk Officer jobs? · Latest report #ysgpwavb
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou monitor digital ghosts until the automated firewall just says no.
Professional worrier who finds joy in 200-page policy manuals.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated fear management for broken systems.
splat.you▸ AUDITBOT COMPLIANCE-8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance violations in real time
You draft risk assessments and review security compliance logs to prevent systemic data failures for your organization.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a frantic developer is lying about that patch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors begin reading your logs to identify common error patterns.
Month 4
An AI agent sends the security surveys you used to write.
Month 8
Algorithms map risks faster than any human committee could debate.
Month 13
The machine prints the risk report your bosses actually trust.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system automatically revokes all your access privileges forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
42
Spreadsheets per audit
89%
False positives daily
Infinite
Policy documents read
Your severance
A PDF copy of the risk report you wrote.
Discussion
