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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling cloud subscriptions you barely understand to people who do not care.
Professional email spammer and spreadsheet filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep in.
bzzt.you▸ VENDOR-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters leads based on desperation levels
You track leads in a CRM and cold-call prospects to hit impossible quarterly quotas. Then you beg for commission.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually good at buying clients expensive dinners they do not deserve.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Smart agents start writing your follow-up emails automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms stop you from calling people who have no money.
Month 11
Software dictates contract terms better than your tired brain.
Month 18
Avatars handle client dinners with more charm and fake enthusiasm.
Year 2 · D-Day
Vendor-Bot terminates your access and closes your final deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.8 percent
Cold call conversion
6 hours daily
Time spent in CRM
12 units
Quarterly panic attacks
Your severance
A one-month LinkedIn Premium subscription.
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