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Will AI replace IT Sales Consultant jobs? · Latest report #apuecnib
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May 28, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling AI tools is funny, but the AI sells them better.
Selling cloud software, one buzzword at a time.
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The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is bored.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Agents start logging your calls and sorting the data themselves.
Month 3
Generative models build custom proposals better than you ever could.
Month 8
AI-driven avatars conduct workshops without needing a lunch break.
Month 13
Algorithms handle the back-and-forth on terms and licensing pricing.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system sells the software to the client autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0 percent
Cold call resistance
100 percent
Pipeline churn rate
High
Buzzword density
Your severance
One free trial of the tool that replaced you.
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