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Will AI replace IT Sales Executive jobs? · Latest report #7rjrdnjc
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling cloud subscriptions you barely understand to people who do not care.
Professional gate-crasher of disinterested CTO inboxes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules endless meetings on their calendars
You cold call leads, build pipeline, and demo complex software to companies that never actually need it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a prospect is lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over drafting and timing your generic follow-up emails.
Month 4
Algorithms identify high-intent leads better than your gut feeling.
Month 8
Deep-fake avatars perform product demos that sound far more professional.
Month 13
A dynamic model adjusts licensing quotes to guarantee maximum conversion.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final human-led pitch is replaced by a direct integration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
97%
Average rejection rate
42%
CRM entry accuracy
12 cups
Coffee consumed per sale
Your severance
One free trial of the software you failed to sell.
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