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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling IT solutions while your own relevance silently expires in production.
Professional bridge-builder between frustrated engineers and cynical CFOs.
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Automated contracts that never need a lunch.
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automates quarterly sales forecasting permanently
You build complex client contracts and manage technical delivery teams. Your spreadsheets are mostly just wishful thinking anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull meeting notes directly from your calls and emails.
Month 5
An algorithm sets your contract pricing based on live data.
Month 12
Customers now self-serve their solutions without calling you first.
Month 16
Legal language is generated instantly by reading current precedents.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all client relationship management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed
too many
Contract revisions
delusional
Pipeline confidence
Your severance
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