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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour rehearsed discovery call is just a script for our AI model.
Professional pitch-maker, casual LinkedIn-lurker, master of soft-skills theatre.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
glub.youAI▸ PITCHBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters unqualified leads in milliseconds
You chase leads and pitch software stacks to uninterested tech leads. Your job is now a data-entry game.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a prospect is actually lying about their budget and timeline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scrapes your entire CRM to learn your closing patterns.
Month 5
Hyper-personalized emails begin replacing your manual outbound efforts.
Month 10
AI avatars conduct discovery calls better than your average rep.
Month 15
Contracts are generated and signed without any human involvement.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to re-skill into a more permanent role elsewhere.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
99 percent
Emails ignored
Chronic
Meeting fatigue
Elevated
Quarterly stress level
Your severance
One free trial subscription to your own replacement software.
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