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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsSelling overpriced software to people who already have better versions elsewhere.
Professional dream seller and quarterly quota worshipper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated pipeline management for zero-human selling.
oof.youAI▸ QUOTAKILL-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends cold emails that actually get replies
You spend days cold-calling, demoing feature-rich dashboards, and obsessing over quarterly quotas to close B2B software contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a prospect is lying about their budget and pivot instantly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts writing better sales outreach than you ever could.
Month 5
Software updates lead stages without you touching the keyboard.
Month 10
Interactive AI avatars handle all common client technical questions.
Month 15
Algorithms handle pricing tiers to close deals at peak margins.
Month 22 · D-Day
You are replaced by a self-optimizing sales loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
zero
Quota panic attacks
400 percent
Pipeline velocity increase
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you couldn't sell.
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