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Will AI replace IT Security Analyst jobs? · Latest report #786mbu94
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour firewall logs are just digital confetti for our neural networks.
Professional doom-scroller of internal network traffic logs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the human panic.
bzzt.you▸ SENTINEL-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters malicious packets before they exist
You monitor network traffic for threats and investigate alerts that are almost always false positives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a C-suite executive is lying about why they clicked that link.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Our agent filters out the boring noise you currently stare at.
Month 4
Machine learning identifies anomalies before you even open your terminal.
Month 9
Systems self-heal instead of waiting for your ticket response.
Month 14
Network access is managed by logic that never sleeps or forgets.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the terminal turns off forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
142
Daily false positives reviewed
3 seconds
Mean time to ignore
2 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our phishing simulator.
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