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Will AI replace IT Security Associate jobs? · Latest report #5inzsgxe
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy resetting student passwords while the algorithm learns your entire network architecture.
Digital gatekeeper of the campus Wi-Fi nightmare.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated threat hunting for campus networks.
oof.youAI▸ SECUNODE V-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks incoming traffic before you wake up
You monitor network traffic for breaches and update firewall rules. You also chase professors who ignore security alerts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a student is lying about downloading malware by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents start identifying network threats faster than your human eyes.
Month 3
Self-service portals stop bothering you for simple credential recovery.
Month 6
Non-compliant faculty accounts are locked automatically without your manual intervention.
Month 9
Vulnerability management software patches servers while the university sleeps.
Month 14 · D-Day
The security operations center is fully autonomous and you are legacy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
482
Average phish clicks per week
Slow
Ticket resolution speed
3 Liters
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium VPN service.
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