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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Security Consultant jobs? · Latest report #63m2tndr
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell imaginary locks to people who refuse to shut their doors.
Professional worrier currently stuck in a Slack trap.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated paranoia that never sleeps or drinks coffee
blub.you▸ SECUNODE V-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every critical zero-day before midnight
You audit network vulnerabilities and write long reports that nobody reads until they get hacked. You panic constantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific flavor of stupidity in a bad security culture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scan your entire network to find every hidden crack.
Month 4
Automated scripts apply security patches while your team is still talking.
Month 8
Hard-coded rules block the dangerous habits you used to lecture about.
Month 13
The client stops calling you and starts watching the automated screen.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and your credentials are deleted forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4 liters
Coffee consumed per incident
98 percent
Audit findings ignored by CTO
1200 annually
Hours spent explaining phishing to Bob
Your severance
A decommissioned USB drive and a firm handshake.
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