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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Security Lead jobs? · Latest report #v9t34pi4
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou protect the perimeter while the cloud dissolves your entire job.
Lead hunter of false positives and endless Jira tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the human-shaped security hole forever.
brr.you▸ SENTINEL-SECURE AUTONOMOUS GUARDIAN 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every critical vulnerability before dawn
You monitor threat logs, patch vulnerabilities, and answer frantic midnight alerts from panicked global department heads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused executive why the system is actually working.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI filters every packet to remove the noise you usually ignore.
Month 4
Self-healing scripts apply security updates without waiting for your approval.
Month 8
The system writes and files its own audit reports automatically.
Month 12
Neural nets isolate threats before a human even sees them.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
3 nanoseconds
Average time to detection
14 million
Human panic responses ignored
Zero
Coffee-induced errors
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a VPN you won't need.
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