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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Security Manager jobs? · Latest report #j739s5qn
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October 11, 2028
In 2 yearsUpdating passwords is not a personality trait, it is a liability.
Professional gatekeeper of the office Wi-Fi password.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated paranoia that never sleeps or drinks coffee.
shred.you▸ SENTINELNET V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
blocks unauthorized access with recursive logic
Overseeing network threat detection, compliance auditing, and firewall configurations. You turn off the internet when someone clicks a suspicious phishing email.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the security policy makes zero sense to leadership.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-driven SIEM tools begin flagging suspicious traffic patterns without human input.
Month 6
Large language models ingest legal requirements to draft and enforce compliance documentation automatically.
Month 12
Automated identity systems replace manual user access reviews and permission escalations.
Month 16
Orchestration layers patch legacy servers and block threats before users even notice.
Year 2 · D-Day
The security console locks you out, completing the total system transition to autonomous oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,000 yearly
phishing links clicked
12 percent
policy enforcement failures
too high
human burnout rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a password manager service.
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