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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Security Team Lead jobs? · Latest report #338cmat3
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou monitor alerts, but the logs are already writing your obituary.
Regional gatekeeper of logs, dashboards, and zero-day anxiety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility, zero human oversight.
shred.you▸ SECURESENTINEL EMEA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every vulnerability before it is discovered
You manage EMEA threat detection, triage incident response, and enforce compliance across fragmented regional network infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the policy broke everything at 2am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts filtering your SIEM noise with 99 percent accuracy.
Month 4
Bots automatically fill out your audit reports based on telemetry.
Month 8
Systems deploy updates without needing your manual approval or testing.
Month 13
The system isolates threats faster than your team can blink.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves self-healing status.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
78 percent
Average false positive rate
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
18 hours weekly
Time spent in bridge calls
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a VPN you no longer need.
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