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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day fixing printers that the office already hates.
Master of tickets, patches, and forgotten admin passwords.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your ticket queue into oblivion.
stretchy.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-OS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-patches servers while you eat lunch
You manage server infrastructure, active directory user permissions, patch cycles, and endless hardware troubleshooting for ungrateful office employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically pull the power cable when the cloud provider implodes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes and resolves your trivial hardware tickets automatically.
Month 4
Software updates deploy themselves across the network without human oversight.
Month 8
Local active directory roles are offloaded to self-managing cloud identity providers.
Month 13
Hardware sensors detect faults and trigger robotic parts replacement.
Month 18 · D-Day
System access revoked as the network assumes full administrative autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution
99.999 percent
Office printer uptime
100 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
One legacy server rack and a discontinued mouse.
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