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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Service Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #3zc96mtk
Your job has an expiration date
August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYou spend all day routing tickets that machines prefer to ignore.
Professional cat-herder of help-desk tickets and angry users.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even complains.
oof.youAI▸ TICKETFLOW PRO V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-closes stale tickets with condescending templates
You log support tickets, assign them to technicians, and chase people for status updates until they finally reply.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having tried restarting their computer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An algorithm starts tagging and routing tickets by keyword analysis.
Month 3
System scripts email users instead of you chasing them manually.
Month 6
The AI calculates who is fastest and assigns work automatically.
Month 8
Software fixes common issues before a human even files a ticket.
Month 10 · D-Day
The login credentials for your dashboard are permanently deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
3.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
94 percent
Human annoyance threshold
0.001 percent
Escalation error rate
Your severance
One free reboot of your personal existence.
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