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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Service Desk jobs? · Latest report #6v4z8z28
Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are just a human firewall that occasionally forgets to breathe.
Professional password-resetter and printer-jiggler
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even clicks submit.
ow.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes the user during the call
You spend your day resetting passwords, clicking remote access links, and listening to users complain about broken printers.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain to a panicked CEO why the internet is actually working.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Users start fixing their own passwords through an AI portal.
Week 9
Bots automatically identify the driver issue and fix it silently.
Month 4
The AI filters and resolves simple tickets without human interaction.
Month 6
Smart lockers handle hardware swaps, removing your physical presence.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked; you are permanently off the clock.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 minutes
Average ticket resolution
too high
Human error rate
4 liters
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset portal.
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