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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Service Desk Analyst jobs? · Latest report #prrn4wbg
Your job has an expiration date
September 8, 2027
In 11 monthsYou are just a human buffer between a password reset and reality.
Professional buffer between broken tech and angry coworkers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving your issues before you even finish typing.
toast.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with sarcastic pre-generated responses
You triage incoming support tickets and guide users through basic troubleshooting scripts. Your job is an endless loop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell the difference between a real crisis and a user error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Simple automated scripts begin handling your most basic password resets.
Month 3
An AI classifier sorts incoming requests before you even read them.
Month 6
Diagnostic software restarts services before users realize there is a problem.
Month 9
System detects potential failures and replaces hardware components proactively.
Month 11 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the system is now entirely self-sustaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 seconds
Average resolution time
42 percent
Human error rate
97 per hour
Tired sighs per shift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset tool.
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