Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Service Desk Associate jobs? · Latest report #2mwvq4us
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to reset passwords is truly the peak of human evolution.
Professional password resetter and captive audience for printer complaints.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you even click accept.
help!youAI▸ TICKETMASTER AUTO-AGENT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes caller while laughing at ticket details
You spend your day resetting passwords, clicking remote access tools, and pretending to care about ticket priority levels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having actually restarted their computer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI automatically categorizes and assigns your tickets before you open them.
Month 3
Users reset their own credentials through an automated bot interface.
Month 6
AI generates the exact response for every common ticket pattern.
Month 9
Algorithms push patches and fixes to remote machines without human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
The service desk becomes a fully automated, self-healing support loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
Unlimited
Passwords successfully reset
0 percent
Human patience remaining
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset portal.
Discussion
