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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Service Desk Specialist jobs? · Latest report #c46x2h28
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your tickets into a delightful collection of digital static.
Professional password-reset-button pusher and printer-jam therapist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you even click open.
bzzt.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward silence
You reset forgotten passwords and tell people to restart their computers all day. Mostly you suffer in silence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique tone of panic in a user's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Basic automation handles the password resets you do manually.
Week 11
Users are forced to read the knowledge base articles themselves.
Month 7
The chatbot recognizes the frustration and logs the ticket correctly.
Month 10
Software automatically pushes updates and fixes to client devices.
Month 14 · D-Day
Human input becomes a liability rather than a feature.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.04 seconds
Average Time To Close
Zero
User Frustration Index
80,000
Tickets Handled Daily
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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