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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Service Desk Supervisor jobs? · Latest report #h5gb65c8
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your tickets into a silent, zero-human-error digital void.
Master of queue purgatory and password resets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving incidents before they reach consciousness.
no no noyouAI▸ TICKETMASTER AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes complaining users via machine learning
You manage the ticket queue, escalate high-priority incidents, and pretend the automated responses are helpful.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about restarting their computer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting resolutions based on past incident patterns.
Month 4
Bots handle 60 percent of incoming password reset requests.
Month 8
Algorithms determine when to ping technicians for real problems.
Month 13
The AI monitors staff performance and suggests efficiency metrics.
Month 18 · D-Day
The entire service desk queue is fully managed by code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 milliseconds
Average ticket resolution time
too high
Human error rate
0.0 liters
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One legacy server and a decommissioned office chair.
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