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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Service Desk Technician jobs? · Latest report #srmdjfy6
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour ability to ask if they restarted their computer is now obsolete.
Professional listener to 'have you tried turning it off'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated resolution without the patronizing sigh.
wheee!you▸ HELPDESK-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches software issues before users report them
Resetting forgotten passwords and following rigid decision-tree scripts to troubleshoot common software glitches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of panic in a CEO's voice before they speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 13
Training the bot on every resolved ticket in the archive.
Month 9
Simple password resets move to the automated portal.
Month 14
Complex scripts are offloaded to machine learning models.
Month 17
The bot handles 95 percent of all incoming inquiries.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Service desk access is replaced by a permanent background process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution
98 percent
Empathy simulation
Zero
Users annoyed
Your severance
A warm handshake and a PDF of troubleshooting guides.
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