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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy resetting passwords until the script finally learns your job.
Professional password resetter and cable-management enthusiast.
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Automated ticket resolution with zero human empathy.
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mutes annoying users via network lockdown
You triage hardware tickets and patch servers for an overwhelmed hospital trust. Your keyboard is basically a sympathy machine.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a real emergency and a doctor who forgot their PIN.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors report system health directly to our central management hub.
Month 4
Software handles all password requests without human verification or grumbling.
Month 8
A language model interprets user reports and executes standard repair scripts.
Month 13
Smart power distribution units reboot stuck machines without you being there.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and our automation takes full administrative control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2 milliseconds
Ticket response time
too high
Human error rate
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Empathy simulation
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud-based stress relief app.
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