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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Service Management jobs? · Latest report #pbkavbgc
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track tickets until the ticket finally tracks your replacement.
Professional cat herder of distracted developers and broken printers
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you even finish reading
blub.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-resolves every ticket with a generic link
You triage incoming IT support requests and manage the lifecycle of hardware and software assets across the office.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which server is acting up just by the sound of the fans.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI reads all incoming tickets and assigns them to scripts.
Month 4
Bots run updates on servers without waking you up.
Month 8
Users reset their own passwords through a chat bot.
Month 13
RFID sensors replace your manual spreadsheet inventory checks.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
3.2 seconds
Average ticket response time
42 percent
Human error rate in patching
5.6 cups
Coffee consumption per shift
Your severance
A decommissioned keyboard and a handshake from a server
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