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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou curate ticket queues that robots could resolve in six milliseconds.
ITSM architect, master of the endless, fruitless Jira ticket.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticketing logic without the human bottleneck.
stretchy.youAI▸ SERVICEBOT 9000-CORE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocontrols infrastructure through policy enforcement
You define service workflows and manage the platform configuration for internal IT support teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about their service level agreement compliance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest your existing ticket resolution data to learn outcomes.
Month 3
Smart agents begin auto-categorizing and routing incoming IT service requests.
Month 6
Self-healing scripts overwrite your manual platform settings for efficiency.
Month 10
Automated CAB bots approve patch cycles faster than humans can blink.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access to the ITSM backend is revoked for total optimization.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
8.4 hours
Average ticket resolution time
14 percent
Human-caused configuration drift
99.999 percent
Uptime required
Your severance
One free lifetime license to a deprecated legacy module.
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