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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Service Manager jobs? · Latest report #ebu4txba
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour Jira tickets are just automated logs waiting for a deletion key.
Master of ticket queues and vendor-contract-negotiation dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before users even click send.
squeeze.you▸ SERVICEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-resolves all tickets with generic template responses
You triage user help desk tickets and chase vendors for service level agreements. You document internal process workflows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a stressed executive about when the server will return.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI models classify user complaints into pre-solved buckets instantly.
Month 4
API agents query service status directly from vendor systems.
Month 8
Processes are hardcoded into the system to remove human choice.
Month 13
Self-healing scripts fix issues before users report them.
Month 18 · D-Day
Management deletes your login credentials for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.04 seconds
Average ticket resolution speed
Zero
Vendor email annoyance levels
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
One free USB stick with a factory reset guide.
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