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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour complex server rack is just a glorified heater in waiting.
Expert in turning it off and on again, professionally.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your uptime so you can sleep.
toast.youAI▸ NETFIXER-9000 PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures entire network topologies in milliseconds
You manage network infrastructure, troubleshoot connectivity issues, and install hardware for local clients. Your utility is expiring.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically feel if the server room temperature is slightly off by air currents.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin detecting hardware faults before your customers ever notice.
Month 7
Software updates run overnight without you touching a single terminal.
Month 15
Mesh protocols automatically reroute traffic around failed hardware nodes.
Year 1.9
Gantry systems in server rooms swap failing modules without human intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The client forgets your phone number and relies entirely on our dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2 seconds
Average repair time
99 percent
Human error rate
too much
Coffee consumed daily
Your severance
One refurbished 2018 laptop and a firm handshake.
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