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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your vague service maps into error-free automated code execution.
Design thinker, flowchart artist, professional meeting survivor.
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Metrics that don't need a human to lie.
glub.youAI▸ SERVICEBOT LOGIC-ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus without calling a single meeting
You draft endless process diagrams and service level agreements that nobody reads. You pretend broken systems are optimized.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a stakeholder is about to ignore your entire slide deck.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI monitors your ticketing system to map every bottleneck.
Month 4
Reports generate themselves, ignoring your manual formatting preferences entirely.
Month 8
Systems lock tickets that don't meet your stated requirements automatically.
Month 13
The software identifies inefficient steps and deletes them without asking.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system functions without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42
Slides produced per quarter
80 percent
Time spent in 'Sync' meetings
Zero
Meaningful process improvements found
Your severance
A PDF copy of your last ignored process flow.
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