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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Service Technician jobs? · Latest report #gvdyv7pb
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified cable-plugger waiting for a software update.
High-priest of the blinking lights and broken peripherals.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixes hardware while you are still sleeping.
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resetting the router remotely while laughing
You troubleshoot printer jams and reset passwords. You swap out broken hardware because you have thumbs.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can unplug the router without crying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins triaging and auto-closing your support tickets.
Month 4
Network software identifies and fixes connectivity drops without your help.
Month 8
Sensors and internal logs track hardware health, flagging replacements automatically.
Month 13
Mobile units arrive to swap out modular hardware components.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final human-managed ticket is resolved by a cold script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
too slow
Average ticket resolution
infinite
Printer jams cleared
100%
Users lying about rebooting
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated support chatbot.
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