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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a human bootloader for a cloud-based reset command.
Professional power-cycler and password reset conduit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only ticket closer you will ever need.
toast.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your user profile silently
You reset passwords, image laptops, and fix broken printers. Most of your work is just reading error logs aloud.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a printer is about to break just by its sound.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent reads your support tickets and maps them automatically.
Month 3
Smart agents push updates and fix drivers without you touching anything.
Month 8
The office network fixes its own routing errors before tickets exist.
Month 13
Biometric hardware removes the need for your password reset rituals.
Month 19 · D-Day
The automated rack handles all infrastructure and hardware support requests.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.4 seconds
Ticket resolution time
4 per minute
Average password reset frequency
100 percent
Percentage of user error fixed
Your severance
One free factory reset for your home router.
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