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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Site Support Technician jobs? · Latest report #dxcfsvp2
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive human reboot button.
Master of the ticket queue and cable management.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of desk-side visits.
help!youAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
force-reboots stuck hardware with extreme prejudice
Fixes broken hardware, manages printer jams, and resets passwords for employees who forget them daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically judge an employee for spilling soda into their laptop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI triages and closes support tickets before you see them.
Month 4
Remote-controlled outlets power-cycle frozen devices without human intervention.
Month 8
Software agents repair system errors without requiring a manual wipe.
Month 13
Automated lockers dispense pre-configured laptops to replace broken units.
Month 18 · D-Day
The site support role is fully replaced by system orchestration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
4 minutes
Average ticket resolution time
1.2 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
zero
Tangled Ethernet cables untangled
Your severance
One lightly used mechanical keyboard and a mousepad.
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