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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace IT Solution Manager jobs? · Latest report #9wdve963
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou build the ticket systems that will eventually delete your role.
Architect of the digital waiting room.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving user issues before they are sent.
splat.you▸ TICKETFLOW AGENT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates ticket triage across all internal channels
You map out how user problems reach IT teams and wire up automated triggers to handle incoming support tickets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate the internal politics of why the server access was denied.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI crawls all your ticket data to find better paths.
Month 3
The system suggests rules that bypass your manual routing configurations.
Month 6
Smart agents now handle all incoming user support request routing.
Month 9
The AI self-optimizes based on ticket outcomes without your input.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your management console is archived and you are finally redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4000 units
Requests routed per hour
12 percent
Human error in routing
0.4 seconds
Ticket resolution speed
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to the error log viewer.
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