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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling overpriced software fixes you could have googled yourself.
Professional slide-maker and corporate buzzword enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the slide deck and the sale.
toast.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-GPT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite bespoke slide decks
You diagnose business IT needs and pitch complex enterprise software stacks. Then you manage the long, painful implementation process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a frustrated CFO in the eye and lie about the ROI.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI crawlers scan company systems to identify needs without human input.
Month 3
Generative models build perfect sales pitches faster than any human consultant.
Month 8
Smart agents handle vendor negotiations by comparing thousands of software price points.
Month 13
Self-configuring software scripts deploy and patch systems while you sleep.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final human consultant is turned off after the last slide deck.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
82%
Billable hours wasted in meetings
14
Slide decks generated daily
99%
Clients successfully confused
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and three stale donuts.
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