Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IT Sourcer jobs? · Latest report #84bz3u4c
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsHunting for talent in LinkedIn black holes is now a bot's game.
Professional stalker of passive candidates on the internet.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finds perfect candidates while you sleep.
toast.youAI▸ TALENTSEEKER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 5000 personalized outreach emails per minute
Scours social platforms to find developers, then sends automated emails to see if they want a new job.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a candidate is lying about their Java experience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Browser automation tools start indexing every public profile in existence.
Week 9
AI agents draft and send hyper-personalized messages to all prospects.
Month 3
Calendar sync tools eliminate all your manual scheduling emails.
Month 4
Spreadsheets are fully replaced by live, self-updating data dashboards.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine fully integrates into the hiring funnel indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.3 percent
InMail response rate
8 cups
Coffee breaks daily
4 seconds
Time per profile review
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic job board.
Discussion
