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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou negotiate prices for software that will eventually negotiate your firing.
Expert at finding hidden costs in complex enterprise bundles.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated contract lifecycle and procurement dominance.
shred.you▸ VENDORBOT ENTERPRISE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces strict procurement compliance instantly
You manage enterprise vendor contracts, service level agreements, and software license renewals across massive technology stacks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a software vendor is lying during a high-stakes renewal meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your entire historical contract database.
Month 4
AI takes over low-value renewals and standard license scaling.
Month 8
Algorithms predict vendor margins and set your negotiation limits.
Month 12
The bot interacts directly with vendor sales portals.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system fully automates all procurement and vendor communication.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
18 percent
Average Vendor Upsell Detected
450 units
Annual Contract Reviews
90 days
Negotiation Cycles Saved
Your severance
One free trial of the software you just renewed.
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