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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour reboot cycle is an infinite loop that ends with you.
Professional wire-wrangler and password-resetter supreme.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated problem solving without the coffee breaks.
squeeze.youAI▸ ADMINLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
resets passwords with a single logic pulse
You reset passwords, manage server permissions, and spend all day fixing printers that refuse to print.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically intimidate a stubborn server rack into working properly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI agents begin handling basic password reset requests automatically.
Month 4
Sensors identify server failures before you even see an alert.
Month 9
Systems push updates to every device without your manual intervention.
Month 14
Self-healing network configurations replace your physical wire-management tasks.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your administrator credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
12,000
Printers fixed per cycle
99 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
One legacy ethernet cable and a broken keyboard.
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