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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling cloud migration advice is just expensive cloud-based fortune telling.
Expert at turning 'move to cloud' into 'expensive subscription'.
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Automated slides for your next corporate exit.
splat.you▸ STRATEGIST-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect merger due diligence reports overnight
You draft slide decks to justify multi-year cloud transitions and perform technical due diligence for company mergers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client's team is lying about their current infrastructure debt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models draft your entire project narrative in seconds.
Month 4
Sensors scrape legacy server logs to identify hidden technical debt.
Month 8
Predictive software calculates the exact cloud spend for your mergers.
Month 13
Process bots automate your team status calls and task assignments.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human consultants are archived to make room for automated strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
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Slides produced hourly
Optimistic
Cloud savings projection
5
Coffee consumed per deck
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